Pants

by The Ardvark Felon

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lyrics

Saw them at Kohl’s on the clearance rack
I took a chance, now I’m never going back
The way they feel gives me such a thrill
I can turn a penny into a hundred dollar bill

Let me introduce you to a whole new me
The new confident, smart and sexy Frankie
Even brings my playing to a whole new level
C’mon baby in this sound, let me see you revel

You can get good at the guitar
Some day you might go far
But If you wanna make those bodies dance
It’s all about the…. Pants!

Let me put you in a trance
C’mon, you can’t just have one glance
Every night I’m pouring out my soul
My emotions raging out of control

But you don’t hear a single word I’m saying
You can’t hear the notes I’m playing
But you could put me in a burlap bag
I’ll wear it like the latest Ardvark schwag

You can get good at the guitar
Some day you might go far
But If you wanna make those bodies dance
It’s all about the…. Pants!

Make no mistake, it’s no coincidence
I can rock this motha better than Prince!

Inst…

Don’t loose the race cause you won’t play the game
If you’re not gettin’ out it’s a shame, shame, shame
This is an industry where we hear with our eyes
I know it’s sad, but it’s no surprise

But I still wanna do what makes me feel good
Oh, lord! Please don’t let me be misunderstood
I have the message. I have the touch
But that doesn’t seem to matter all that much

You can get good at the guitar
Some day you might go far
But If you wanna make those bodies dance
It’s all about the…. Pants!

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released November 6, 2020
Frank Velardo, The Ardvark Felon - music & Lyrics, vocals, guitar, keyboards, mixing.

Jordan Berger - Bass
Alex Maio - Drums

Photo - Left Eye Studios

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